Taxicab Blowjob

Just as any other typical night, Dallas and I decided to go out on the town for a bit.  We get some dinner and drinks and then decide to head to a strip club.  When we first arrived it wasn’t very busy and I decide to entertain myself by seeing how drunk I can get […]

Second Raleigh Trip

Friday – Austin, Dallas, and I decide to head out to Raleigh again.  I am going with the hope of maybe redeeming myself from the last time I got black out drunk in this town. After a few bars we all start to pick up the pace.  Dallas informs me that his Milf friend that […]

It’s better to be pissed off…

It had been about two months since my first serious girlfriend dumped me out of the blue – over the phone – because she wanted to “go gallivanting around with other men.”  Now granted, being dumped sucks, but as I thought about it I realized that maybe she was on to something. About two weeks […]

First Strip Club Experience

As I sit here at 1:47 p.m. on a Thursday I’m fighting an uphill battle to rid my body of the liquor still in its system.  Although this isn’t a very outlandish story I’m going to write it out and kind of see where it goes. The night before: My buddy Chip tells me of […]

St. Paddy’s Pub Crawl

It’s my first St. Patrick’s Day weekend as a 21 year old and I’d been living in North Carolina for about three weeks. Since its St. Patrick’s Day two of my two buddies, Dallas and Austin, and I decide that is would be a good idea for us to go to Raleigh to see the […]